phoenixpinks
definite-human asked:

Best and worst things to discover at a dig?

chaotic-archaeologist answered:

Worst is a body that shouldn’t be there.

_Areid

audkitty

Conversely, best is a body that should.

chaotic-archaeologist

Absolute worst case scenario: You find a body that should be there but when you come back it’s gone

theeclectickoalastudent

“Guys?  Where’d she go?”

chaotic-archaeologist

She’s behind you

art-thropologist

Me [beating at the bog body with a shovel]: WE. DIDN’T. TAKE. SITU. PHOTOS. YET. Get back in that hole! You can go for a walk after.

archaeo-geek

The fact that I can picture myself and pretty much all of my archaeologist colleagues grabbing a shovel and doing this last bit just makes it that much funnier.

mia7437

god this has to be one of the dumbest things i spent 5 minutes on but it sprouted fully formed in my brain the second i saw this post

image

(sorry for quality i’m drawing on a mouse)

imhilien

That episode of Time Team you didn’t see.

spacelizart

image
image

You know you fucked up when archaeologists drop their coffee.

Always take photos before you take a break, just in case the dead come back to life and destroy your trench!

zerosocialskillz
ekeshet

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

ekeshet

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

artists-asylum
hematomes

i ended up liking how gendered french is solely because i can say that i want people to use he/him pronouns for me the same way they use it for angels, blood and blunts

hematomes

i asked a trans friend to give me her fem version of this and she said that people should use she/her with her the same way they use it for the sea, flesh and stuffed toys

samwisegamgeeee

I don’t speak French but I speak Spanish and I’m nonbinary so the whole gendered language thing is… difficult. I couldn’t get this post out of my head and so I wrote a poem. It's a first draft but i just had to get it out there

It’s called “Masculino como el amor, femenino como la espada

Si tienes que usar
el masculino conmigo,
usa el masculino cómo lo usas
para el azúcar
para el lobo
el amor
y el mar.
Pero si tienes que usar el femenino,
úsalo cómo lo usas
para la tierra
para la anaconda
la guerra
y la mar.
Llámame masculino cómo el día
cómo el melocotón
el pecho
y la cometa.
O, llámame femenino cómo la noche
cómo la piedra
la leche
y la mano.
Masculino cómo el viento,
femenino cómo la tormenta.
El hueso, la sangre.
El mito, la magia.
El sol, la luna.
Si tienes que usar el masculino conmigo,
o si tienes que usar el femenino,
llámame femenino con la boca y la lengua
o llámame masculino con los dientes y los pulmones.
O
si puedes
llámame por mi nombre.
Llámame
yo.

Translation: Masculine like love, feminine like the sword

If you have to use
the masculine for me,
use the masculine like you use it
for sugar
for the wolf
love
and the sea.
But if you have to use the feminine,
use it like you use it
for earth
for the anaconda
war
and the sea.
Call me masculine like the day
like the peach
the chest
and the comet.
Or, call me feminine like the night
like the stone
the milk
and the hand.
Masculine like the wind,
feminine like the storm.
The bone, the blood.
The myth, the magic.
The sun, the moon.
If you have to use the masculine for me,
or if you have to use the feminine,
call me feminine
with your mouth and your tongue
or call me masculine with your teeth and your lungs.
Or
if you can
call me by my name.
Call me
myself.

hematomes

no one speak to me this poem cut me open

samwisegamgeeee

alsdkfjalsdkj thaaaaanks! I made a few typos but i'm fairly proud of it hehe

zerosocialskillz
telltaletypist

it's wild that virtually all modern digital infrastructure is built to constantly spy on us and harvast our data for advertising yet online advertsing is still basically worthless and nobody seems to actually be benefitting from all this

telltaletypist

a vast rube goldberg machine of privacy violations all working together to deliver the most precisely targeted ads straight into my adblocker

describedposts

[ID: #it’s an extremely scientific process #that hinges on the complete pseudoscience nonsense #that you can subconsciously induce people to do what you want on a grand scale #you can’t make people who aren’t going to buy things buy things #on any scale that’s noteworthy #but the bare idea of what you’d gain if you COULD #is so enticing #that whole industries revolve around it #all of which just kind of waiting for the day it finally pays off #or assuming it’s paying off for everyone else #but it isn’t #that’s just not how the human mind works. End ID.]

zerosocialskillz
editoress

It's very possible that the only way to ensure you don't become a conservative old person is to keep checking whether you're wrong. Every time. Genuinely mull over the opposing viewpoint even and especially when it's uncomfortable. You absolutely cannot a) consider yourself safely incapable of terrible principles because you're a good person, or b) treat a your disgust reaction to something as a moral truth. You can't get comfortable. Tiring! But you'd rather be tired and choose the right path, you know?